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Awareness
apparently I have an attitude
don’t mess with me i am a wooden spoon lead paint no car seat no bike helmet pickup bed ridin’ garden hose drinkin’ survivor
don’t mess with short women we have to hop on counters to get stuff don’t think we can’t hop on you like a spider monkey
don’t talk to me because you’re bored i’m not here to entertain you don’t come to me only when you need a favor i don’t like being used
don’t tell me I haven’t got bails I just happen to wear mine on my chest and I can guarantee they’re a lot bigger than yours
gotta grab my dumbrella it’s raining idiots out there
i didn’t just turn into a cranky woman overnight it took years of people letting me down pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it
i do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it
i don’t run from my problems i sit on my sofa play on my phone and ignore them like an adult
i like to smile at people who don’t like me
i must be fireproof after all the hell i’ve been through
i will be who i am till they close my coffin skeleton
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