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Awareness
I may be old but I am not dead yet inside of me is a kid screaming who locked me up in this wrinkled old thing
i never called you stupid but when i asked you how you spelled mississippi and you asked if i was talking about the river or the state it just kinda caught me off guard
i never knew how annoying i could be until i created a mini version of myself and started arguing with it daily
i really don’t mind getting old but my body is having a major hissy fit
i see what the problem is here i’m taking in English and you’re listening in brainless
i was taught to think before i act so if i smack the crap out of you rest assured i’ve thought about it and i am confident in my decision
i will paint a house with a q-tip before i worry about why you aren’t speaking to me
i’d tell you to kiss my ass but i’m pretty sure you’d fall in love and then i’d never get rid of you
i’m actually not funny i’m just mean and people think i’m joking
I’m just WTF ing my way through life
i’m not always rude sarcastic sometimes i’m asleep
i’m not perfect but i’m better than your ex and gonna be better than your next
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