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Awareness
don’t mess with me i am a wooden spoon lead paint no car seat no bike helmet pickup bed ridin’ garden hose drinkin’ survivor
don’t tell me I haven’t got bails I just happen to wear mine on my chest and I can guarantee they’re a lot bigger than yours
gotta grab my dumbrella it’s raining idiots out there
i am currently unsupervised i know it freaks me out too but the possibilities are endless
i didn’t just turn into a cranky woman overnight it took years of people letting me down pissing me off and dealing with idiots to get this good at it
i do smile a little when karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it
i don’t run from my problems i sit on my sofa play on my phone and ignore them like an adult
i like to smile at people who don’t like me
i will put you in a trunk and help people look for you stop playing with me
i’m not mean I’m just too old to pretend I like you
If I was skinny and mentally stable I’d be unstoppable y’all are lucky I’m squishy and crazy
if i’m mad enough to skip the tears and go straight to laughing you better run and hide cause i’m about to lose my control
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